The Girl's Guide to Depravity

Yes it works for guys

2012-02-14T10:26:34.721-08:00

Yes it works for guys

Make sure to make it available on Kindle... :)

2012-01-29T10:42:22.417-08:00

Make sure to make it available on Kindle... :)

Right, if you just swallow, there is no mess to cl...

2012-01-26T06:31:20.876-08:00

Right, if you just swallow, there is no mess to clean up.

It is soo true.. Recent split from 7 yr relationsh...

2012-01-15T04:52:53.148-08:00

It is soo true.. Recent split from 7 yr relationship and all i can obsess with is getting fucked! So have been enjoying good old fashioned sex chat with a guy...! Watching loads of hot sexy porn n soon as i get my things n move back home with family n best friends, will start to hunt for that one to break my 7yr virginity!

Wish I took that advice months ago!

2012-01-14T14:14:21.766-08:00

Wish I took that advice months ago!

HEE HAW!

2012-01-13T17:22:38.561-08:00

HEE HAW!

The proper term is "Pearl Necklace"

2012-01-05T12:24:04.946-08:00

The proper term is "Pearl Necklace"

Um, I could have added that to my Christmas list i...

2012-01-04T07:48:29.233-08:00

Um, I could have added that to my Christmas list if you had alerted me earlier! Spoodge necklace. Awesome.

Then you could buy one of these http://www.leahpie...

2012-01-03T12:53:39.721-08:00

Then you could buy one of these http://www.leahpiepgras.com/objects/gallery/pearlnecklace/

Seriously, not spam, you need one of these.

not planning to have babies, but if that does happ...

2011-10-19T14:46:45.335-07:00

not planning to have babies, but if that does happen in future, it'll be a pre-scheduled C-section all the way.

omg if i ever do have a baybay, i sure as hell hop...

2011-10-16T22:14:30.658-07:00

omg if i ever do have a baybay, i sure as hell hope it doesn't fuck up my vag.
cheers to that

Maybe your friend had a vaginal prolapse

2011-10-15T02:57:44.598-07:00

Maybe your friend had a vaginal prolapse

LOL. That is funny!

2011-10-14T18:25:32.093-07:00

LOL. That is funny!

I must agree. Yo never know when the urge will out...

2011-10-01T19:08:01.513-07:00

I must agree. Yo never know when the urge will out will the mind...

Easy access is a must...

i only wear when i'm on my period love easy a...

2011-09-21T23:49:44.884-07:00

i only wear when i'm on my period
love easy access to my .....

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Saliva works good toooo

2011-08-03T12:44:34.038-07:00

Saliva works good toooo

Ha! If a dude isn't wearing Levi's...He...

2011-08-01T12:56:26.952-07:00

Ha! If a dude isn't wearing Levi's...He's probably gay...or Polish.

This blog is seriously amazing. And my issues are ...

2011-07-21T01:19:26.838-07:00

This blog is seriously amazing. And my issues are either cuddle, relationships, or they just suck, and not in a good way... Sometimes they're not worth it.

@BabyG1985: i'm not talking about emo/rocker s...

2011-06-23T10:28:18.701-07:00

@BabyG1985: i'm not talking about emo/rocker skinny jeans, but the $250 true religions with the bedazzled pocket.

@Colleen: word.

hahahaha...no, this is definitely true. a real man...

2011-06-23T05:31:44.911-07:00

hahahaha...no, this is definitely true. a real man doesn't need to wear designer denim. he just...is

No wthis isnt true... I dated a guy who wore women...

2011-06-21T16:15:26.468-07:00

No wthis isnt true... I dated a guy who wore womens drainpipe jeans as he loved showing off his legs without going in shorts!

And he had a 10inch, was great in bed and was english.. oh, and he had lost most of his front teeth from a fight over 15 yrs previous so once he took them out with lights out he made my mind blow!!! Oh wow i tell you if a guy fancies munching on you.. it is nothing with lips or gentle teething! LOL

lol, luv ya, you are the only person I know beside...

2011-05-23T20:51:05.463-07:00

lol, luv ya, you are the only person I know besides my mother & myself who says "whore's bath". I don't care, I just do it anyway, lol.

Having sex before and during your period actually ...

2011-05-15T10:15:02.746-07:00

Having sex before and during your period actually helps relieve many symptoms. In my case, the first day or two I get it I am stuck in bed. I've been that way every since I was 15 years old. I bleed to death. It's crazy! Anyway, my boyfriend now won't have sex with me when I have my period.. but my previous boyfriend of four years had no problem with it and let me tell you, for those 4 years I had period pain relief and a somewhat normal period!

hahaha dexter kill room

2011-05-13T15:18:44.202-07:00

hahaha dexter kill room

1. A whore's bath is when you wash your bits w...

2011-05-13T14:27:36.049-07:00

1. A whore's bath is when you wash your bits with a washcloth.

2. An STD flashlight is one of those little lights they give out at safe sex events that you can clip to your keychain so you can check your potential hookup's privates for bumps, lesions, crabs, etc.

3. You have a lot more feeling "down there" when you're on the rag plus all that blood makes for excellent lube.